Top Gear Stretchy Stig Stress Toy
Pull, Stretch and pinch the stretchy stig to your heart's content. You still won't hear a word out of him. Take out your stress on the mysterious man in white.
Stig himself doesn't get stressed. But the rest of us aren't spooky man-machines like him and sometimes we need to let off steam. Yes, he really can stretch to four times his normal height and then spring back to normal.

